MAREBEAR

                You must clean your room for the party tonight; do the laundry; separate the white from darks; use the special smelling soap; take a shower; comb your hair; brush your teeth; and don’t ever forget to say please and thank you; heat the oven for cupcakes at exactly 350 degrees; never leave something cooking in the kitchen unattended; be polite at all times; always use your napkin; never use your hands to eat; and don’t ever forget to say please and thank you; your jeans should never have holes; all clothes should be ironed and pressed; everything in your life should be fresh; when at the market only pick the ripest fruits; and don’t ever forget to say please and thank you; always look presentable; be on your best behavior; when the guests arrive, greet them at the front door; take there coats into the back room; hang them neatly up one right beside the other; when it is time for dessert, the plates will be collected by the server; and don’t ever forget to say please and thank you!